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| "What?"
-Richard Nixon |
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| "I went to the zoo once and saw
this thing they call an anteater.
That was quite enough for me."
-Thomas Pynchon, before
going into hiding. |
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| "You feel a little older in the
morning. By noon I feel about 55."
-Bob Dole |
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| "bababadalgharaghtakamminar-
ronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnt-
hunntrovarrhounawnskawntoo-
hoohoordenenthurnuk!"
-James Joyce, Finnegans Wake
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| "You miss 100% of the shots
you don't take."
-Lee Harvey Oswald
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| "The internet is a great way
to get on the net."
-Bob Dole
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| "Brekekekex koax koax."
-what frogs sound like to
Aristophanes
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| "The best argument against
democracy is a five-minute
conversation with the average
voter."
-Winston Churchill
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| "Life is very important to
Americans."
-Bob Dole
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| "All generalizations are false,
including this one."
-Mark Twain
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| "'What, you egg?'
[He stabs him]"
-William Shakespeare, Macbeth
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| "The war situation has developed
not necessarily to Japan's favor."
-Hirohito, after Hiroshima and
Nagasaki were nuked
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| "We're trying to get good pictures.
Don't worry very much about what I say."
-Bob Dole
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